Greg took Hanna and Ellie to Hanna’s volleyball practice where he and Ellie excitedly planned to watch on the drive there but immediately exited into the hallway where they can play volleyball on their own the second they arrive.

 
Greg asked Ellie, “Would you step into the Ladies Room and grab me a tissue?”

 
She returned moments later with one, recycled, piece of cardboard-like paper and handed it to Greg.

 
When he asked, “Was that the best they had?”

 
Ellie replied, “Dad, they make you pay twenty-five cents for a napkin!”

 
It was probably more sanitary though.