While every other four year old on the planet was singing, “Let It Go” from Frozen, Chloe was coming at me like a wrecking ball.

She was singing, “I came in like a wrecking ball!”

Before she could belt out the word “ball” she was already mid-wreck, hitting me in the face, knocking over a lamp and falling off the side of her bed.

Just one more thing I’m blaming you for, Miley Cyrus.