We have now been told a second time that our five year old is not bringing enough food to school in her lunch.

The first time, we questioned how a child who takes one hour to eat two almonds could possibly eat the cream cheese bagel, container of fruit, container of vegetables, cheese, yogurt and applesauce during the brief snacking window allotted– not for lack of appetite but for lack of time.

I started adding a few extras in her lunch fully expecting them to be returned unopened.

Today, Greg was informed we haven’t supplied enough food in her lunch once again and she was given an apple from the free-for-all bowl in front of the office presumably to keep her from fainting.

Get ready kindergarten class. Here come the meatball subs.