- Exams
- People selling imitation Persian rugs door to door
- School fundraisers
- Chaffing thighs
- Smelly feet
- Out of order
- Jehovah Witness
- Parenting advice from people who have never had children
- People who bring their pets over for a visit
- Drop in visitors
- Cobwebs in unreachable places
- Power outages
- Shark movies
- Bat in the house
- Mold
- When the phone wakes the baby from her nap
- Smoke detector that goes off for no reason and there are no witnesses
- UPS guy seeing you hide behind the door while he peeks through your window
- Potty training
- Hangnails
- Roots showing
- Getting a bad hair-cut and being too afraid to ask Edward Scissorhands what the hell he’s doing
- Flickering light-bulbs
- Size OO
- Richard Simmons
