Diarrhea….

I took Ellie and Chloe to Winners to look for some back-to-school items and browse the clearance rack for some fun Mommy-finds.

When we reached the toy aisle, Chloe once again pounced on a Princess diary (she has several thousand kicking around with mismatching keys–you haven’t understood pain until you’ve had a princess diary key embedded in your heel, lockets for housing the keys in various states of disrepair, pages torn out with the single word “poop” written over them).

“Mommy, would you please think about buying me this diarrhea?”

I know she’s saying diarrhea because she knows it will make me giggle and a happy Mom is a spending Mom. (Though this might explain the word poop written everywhere)

“I will think about it Chloe.”

She wandered around the store holding the diary asking periodically, “Mommy, have you thought about the diarrhea?” “Do you think you’ll give me the diarrhea?”

Shoppers snickered and distanced themselves.

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