Ellie: Mommy, can we buy an RV?

No.

Ellie: Can we rent one?

Sure, let’s rent an RV.

Ellie: Well, what is an RV technically?

It’s a bus-like vehicle where a family can travel and sleep in the same place. (My worst nightmare)

Ellie: That sounds AWESOME!

To whom?

Ellie: Can we wear hats and stuff?

It would be weird if we didn’t.

Ellie: Let’s buy an RV and hire a driver to drive us around.

Why not? Where would you like to go?

Ellie: Can it drive anywhere?

Yes.

Ellie: Okay, let’s go to the glow-in-the-dark-mini-putt place.

Deal–but we’re taking our hats off.