Hanna asked me if she was adopted.

I told her she wasn’t and she replied, “I’ll know if you’re lying.”

I then asked if the girls remembered me being pregnant with Ellie and then more recently with Chloe.

Hanna said, “Oh yeah, I remember, you were really fat when you were pregnant with Ellie.”

Ellie, “You were fatty, fat-pants when you were pregnant with Chloe.”

“Yes I was girls. Yes I was. But it’s not nice to say that.”

Ellie, “We meant you were really fat like super fatty-pants but also a little bit skinny.”

Phew.