Pros
- Weight Loss
- Muscle Tone
- Me Time
Cons
- Starting from scratch
- Passing out or vomiting at hot yoga
- Being forced to take a tour of the facilities including the women’s locker room where nudists from all over the world come to dance naked and use their hair dryers as microphones. I get it, you’re coming out and I better get this party started
- Falling asleep on the drive there, during the class or the drive home
- Eating more to compensate for calories lost during a work-out
- Getting bangs, then cursing myself for getting bangs because they gather sweat, stick to my forehead and really only work on a gym-free Lizzy
- Having to wear earrings and learn to apply make-up for hip-hop class
- Hip hop class
- No parking
- Baby it’s cold outside
- People who fart in hot yoga and don’t have their memberships revoked
- Having to shave my legs
- Having to come up with new excuses as to why I can’t work-out
- Passing two Starbucks on the way home can be expensive
- Quitting the gym, not telling anyone, leaving the house in my work-out clothes and not having a shift at the mall to kill time
