- Multiple choice exams
- Moustaches
- Anticipating my Mother’s reaction to this list as being “mean spirited”
- Having to apologize for being mean spirited
- Forgetting to plant new bulbs in the fall
- Forgetting to plant new bulbs in the spring
- Weeds AND not knowing if a plant is a weed or a beautiful plant
- Trampolines with exposed rusty springs
- Starting to make muffins and realizing you’re out of eggs
- Someone who makes their handshake wimpy for fear they’ll break my delicate lady bones
- Liver & onions
- The smell of cauliflower simmering on the stove
- Bouncy castles that are not tethered down
- Newborns with piercings—ouch
- Day 5 of breastfeeding through painful scabs
- Relying on a groundhog to determine how many more days I will be a hermit
- Kids who say, “Oh gross!” at the dinner table
- Needles
- People feeding babies fast food at 9am
- One missing puzzle piece
- Surveys
- Wood slivers
