- People who don’t remove their shoes in your house
- Eating something and realizing it was the last thing you ate right before the last time you threw up
- Cleaning up vomit at 2am in the winter
- Being hungover
- Shower games
- Barney
- Rejection
- Humiliation
- Paint ball
- Being the least successful sibling
- Small yards
- Kids who show up uninvited, eat your food and never leave
- Flat tires
- Bad teeth
- Dollarama increasing their prices to whatever the hell they want
- Being underdressed
- Taxable benefits
- Weekend and evening work functions
- Being forced into a dance circle
- Bible camp
- Camping
- Burning the roof of your mouth with hot pizza sauce
- Cold sores
- Playdates—see also item #23
- Putting a diaper in the washing machine and it exploding
