Things That Are Not Awesome–Day 1….

If you are one of the select few who has not heard of or checked out The Book of Awesome, I highly recommend it.

This successful blog was recently published in book form and brings one of life’s awesome tidbits to light on a daily basis.

That being said, I’m not trying to steal anyone’s thunder, nor am I attempting to bring people down. It just got me thinking there are a number of things that bother me that I do not find awesome in a world where I have been so fortunate to be surrounded by too many awesome things to list.

I have dedicated the next four days to 100 Things That Are Not Awesome. Maybe you’ll agree with some or all of them.

  1. Wearing in new shoes
  2. Labour & Delivery
  3. Kids who talk back
  4. Toilet paper stuck to your shoe
  5. Public restrooms
  6. Bathroom line-ups
  7. Nausea
  8. Mosquito bites
  9. Forgetting to take your pill
  10. Running out of propane while bbq’ing
  11. The Liquor store discontinuing Absolut’s Ruby Red vodka
  12. Grade two homework
  13. Call centre employees
  14. Frizzy hair days
  15. Rec centre lockers that eat your first quarter
  16. When your child’s swimming lesson is cancelled due to a fouling in the pool–TWICE
  17. Rained out garage sales
  18. Overpriced clothing
  19. Kids growing up too fast
  20. Kids wearing make-up in grade two
  21. Kids wearing bras in grade one (especially the ones who need the support more than I do)
  22. Playdates—I can’t stress this one enough
  23. Three children’s birthday parties in one weekend
  24. Watching a child pick their nose and eat it
  25. Watching my child pick their nose and eat it

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